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dannyle
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Old 02-20-2016 , 03:49 PM     dannyle est dconnect  search   Quote  
Alashi san,

bac' lam` gi` ma` tash va` chị 6 + mí em phụ nử tấp bi wá xá dzị ..10g per month is quite weatlh for retirement ,,, I will sellte down w 5gs/month .

bac nên tập hít thở nhiều chut đi. Suggest try some steroid and pump it ụp
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Old 02-21-2016 , 09:47 AM     *DomDo'm* est dconnect  search   Quote  
Alashi

You are just waaayyy too behind. While your trying to save for your retirement, I am already saving for a coffin.
*giggle*
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Old 02-22-2016 , 02:54 AM     Alashikata est dconnect  search   Quote  
Nước miếng mà chảy một thao chắc six.toes đem chon song luôn cho tiện

Tui đâu có biết, có thể tiền làm cho con gái sang mắt

My employee pays $5k for death, enough for an expensive coffin No need to spend on my saving
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Old 02-22-2016 , 04:12 AM     HunnyBunny est dconnect  search   Quote  
Lord.. U guys are making me depress!!

Dilemma... Live comfortably now, or Later.. of which I may be dead..

Bunny
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Old 02-22-2016 , 05:00 AM     Maxwell est dconnect  search   Quote  
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Lord.. U guys are making me depress!!

Dilemma... Live comfortably now, or Later.. of which I may be dead..

Bunny
there is nothing is to be depress about. It just a bunch of guess. No one no what life will be like tomorrow. If you have a good guess, it will be like wake up, go to work, go home, take a dump and go to bed, very simple.
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Old 02-22-2016 , 05:12 AM     Alashikata est dconnect  search   Quote  
Tiền để ngó thôi, đâu ai biết được lở mình chết trước khi được cầm nó để hưởng thụ đâu Cho nên đừng có nghĩ nó quan trọng quá, khi nào tới đó thì mặc sức mà hưởng

Even I try to save, I don't know if I can enjoy it in the future. But one thing for sure, I know who I would pass it to if I die before spending. Whatever the cause, I am still happy, no regret.
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Old 02-22-2016 , 05:47 AM     LinhXa est dconnect  search   Quote  
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Tiền để ngó thôi, đâu ai biết được lở mình chết trước khi được cầm nó để hưởng thụ đâu Cho nên đừng có nghĩ nó quan trọng quá, khi nào tới đó thì mặc sức mà hưởng

Even I try to save, I don't know if I can enjoy it in the future. But one thing for sure, I know who I would pass it to if I die before spending. Whatever the cause, I am still happy, no regret.
if i were you ... i would be retired already .... and travel the world or any where your heart desires ...

forget about the lady, partner, hay là vợ mướn .. them women only after your money >...

my goal is to retire/sem-retire in 5 yrs ....
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Old 02-22-2016 , 06:22 AM     Alashikata est dconnect  search   Quote  
I have to wait until 56 in order to get free full health benefit and pension. By that time, I will travel around. So the prenup doesn't work? Or no women like it?
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Old 02-22-2016 , 12:52 PM     *DomDo'm* est dconnect  search   Quote  
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I have to wait until 56 in order to get free full health benefit and pension. By that time, I will travel around. So the prenup doesn't work? Or no women like it?
I just watched the movie "bucket list," with Jack Nicolson and Morgan Freeman. It's time I get me a bucket list now. I think I want to trek the Himalayas now.

Wait till you retired, and then get married. Tell the girl that: you don't have a job and are living off govt' assistance.

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Old 02-23-2016 , 01:09 AM     Alashikata est dconnect  search   Quote  
I would tell the girl that "I am living off govt' assistance" if you 're a type of lazy girl and don't want to work forever, then marry me. I will take an option 30% and you 70%. If I die before you, you still have 70% income from govt's assistance. 5k/month would be enough for her to survive
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Old 03-01-2016 , 02:16 AM     Death est dconnect  search   Quote  
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I leave the grand children for their parents to be responsible for. I don't mind to watch them or take them to McDonalds but the responsiblity isn't mine.

If I retired by 62, yeah, 10k/month is probably what I will get. It is probably more than enough, I mean, you should have your house paid off, car pay off, almost anything you asked is there. I probably spend money on viagra, maybe half a pill a day to be able to piss.

You got to keep yourself busy otherwise you end up with some type of disorder. That's why I always want a small farm.

So what is your plan for $10k/month?
A=10000(1-.02)^15? I think you're compounding it the wrong way.

But 2% is boring. At just a conservative 9% per year/15y, little cheapskate Johnny here will have to piss on himself for a hot shower.
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Old 03-07-2016 , 01:08 AM     Brainiacs est dconnect  search   Quote  
If 10k/mo is enough for retirement, I should be stop working for now
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Old 03-07-2016 , 01:25 AM     Alashikata est dconnect  search   Quote  
No, that's estimate for 62, cover pension + SSI + 401K

First, can't retire until 55 1/2 but at this age, its' only 33%
Second, can't get SSI until 62
So retire at 55 1/2 I can survive but not happy with money even though without mortgage or any loan.
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Old 03-07-2016 , 01:54 AM     Brainiacs est dconnect  search   Quote  
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Boss Brainy ...


How much is enough ... Sir?
That is the question to ask GOD. He is your fav friend

I plan to retire in vn, so any big amt of money for retirement helps the poor and poorest
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Old 03-11-2016 , 02:00 AM     Alashikata est dconnect  search   Quote  
Darn, I was looking at the wrong #. It's support to be Desired Income instead of Projected Income What the heck is Projected Income?

Between 60 and 62 only $500 different. Probably going for 62 for the best

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Old 03-11-2016 , 05:18 AM     Brainiacs est dconnect  search   Quote  
It projected my retirement income of 10k/mo if my average returns 10% a year work til age 60 I tell the system, I only want to work 'til 60
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Old 03-11-2016 , 05:46 AM     Brainiacs est dconnect  search   Quote  
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Brainy, Ala****


both of you look good in retirments
What is half a mil portfolio return after today's gain? Maybe a few pennies to be conservative
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Old 03-11-2016 , 05:53 AM     Alashikata est dconnect  search   Quote  
1/2 mil? Probably 8-15K
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Old 03-11-2016 , 07:45 AM     Brainiacs est dconnect  search   Quote  
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1/2 mil? Probably 8-15K
Damn it, I forgot to take away 20k that I owe CC

Noi thiet chu, choi mutual funds from 1/1/16 to now, it is ytd lost of about 5 to 6%... But still cheers to the gains today... Didn't get back up to my peak time yet.... Maybe to the end of year, assuming no crash or market correction...
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Old 03-11-2016 , 08:49 AM     Brainiacs est dconnect  search   Quote  
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Ohh I think 100 pts gain around 4k so today may be around 8k+
My guess gained about 1.5 to 2% each stock mutual funds. So if and only if you have half a million then gain 7.5 to 10k day...
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