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lamdzuyen
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Old 11-03-2016 , 10:32 AM     lamdzuyen est dconnect  search   Quote  
2 ông này vẫn còn đang single.....so if you choose one to go after........who shall you choose???

Things that yoúd want to know:

anh Kita:
-He got tons of money, but rất là kẹo kéo!
-10 years to go until he retired...you have around another 10-15 years to please him.....possibly hát ru him ngủ at night & during daytime naps. Yes, he does take naps daily......because it's what old people dọ
-you cannot show him that you are angry if he doesn't want to take you out for steak, instead you should fit in and offer him chuối with nuớc dưà & tofu.
-He swim realli good so don't ever take him to places that have water if you intent to end his life earlỵ
-Keep in mind that he have white complexion, so don't get freak out at night and think you thấy MA.

Cậu Út:
-He too got tons of money, he sợ nguòi ta rob him nên he nói láo là ăn xin
-Hés alot younger than anh Kita, but yoúd have to hang on to him at all times. You either have to be real fat or you might have to carry brick block with you at all times in case có high winđ-so that it won't blow him awaỵ Well, at least until he ký his will you'd be his sole survivorship.
-Whatever you want him to eat, just pretend yoúre eating it. He always want to eat what you have but not his platẹ
-He may sound realli hiền, but he is super zữ so be prepared.

For more information........yoúd have to pay me


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Old 11-03-2016 , 10:48 AM     six.toes est dconnect  search   Quote  
and the best part, they are both virgins
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Old 11-03-2016 , 10:53 AM     lamdzuyen est dconnect  search   Quote  
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and the best part, they are both virgins
yes!
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Old 11-03-2016 , 10:53 AM     ii2404 est dconnect  search   Quote  
Can you post their net worth?
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Old 11-03-2016 , 10:55 AM     lamdzuyen est dconnect  search   Quote  
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Can you post their net worth?
you'd have to pay me first
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Old 11-03-2016 , 10:57 AM     ii2404 est dconnect  search   Quote  
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you'd have to pay me first
If i make money, you make money. Deal?
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Old 11-03-2016 , 10:59 AM     lamdzuyen est dconnect  search   Quote  
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If i make money, you make moneỵ Deal?
ko bán chịu đâu à
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Old 11-03-2016 , 11:06 AM     ii2404 est dconnect  search   Quote  
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ko bán chịu đâu à
Haha, come on. I have to do most of the work. I have to learn how to extract money from them. The higher net worth, the more money you get.
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Old 11-03-2016 , 11:10 AM     lamdzuyen est dconnect  search   Quote  
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Haha, come on. I have to do most of the work. I have to learn how to extract money from them. The higher net worth, the more money you get.
tội lỗi quá..........
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Old 11-03-2016 , 02:15 PM     Alashikata est dconnect  search   Quote  
Thể theo lời gian xin của lamdzuyen trong PM, quyết định cuối cùng chỉ tạm cho thấy monthly retirement là bao nhiêu, dù sau gì lamdzuyen đã tốn bao công sức mỏi mòn ngồi ghế ngóng như six.toes để quảng cáo cho mình, coi như một chữ cũng tốn ngàn vàng


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Old 11-03-2016 , 03:14 PM     càchua est dconnect  search   Quote  
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and the best part, they are both virgins
cái này mình tin nè
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Old 11-04-2016 , 07:27 AM     suonglun18 est dconnect  search   Quote  
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Originally Posted by lamdzuyen
2 ông này vẫn còn đang single.....so if you choose one to go after........who shall you choose???

Things that yoúd want to know:

anh Kita:
-He got tons of money, but rất là kẹo kéo!
-10 years to go until he retired...you have around another 10-15 years to please him.....possibly hát ru him ngủ at night & during daytime naps. Yes, he does take naps daily......because it's what old people dọ
-you cannot show him that you are angry if he doesn't want to take you out for steak, instead you should fit in and offer him chuối with nuớc dưà & tofu.
-He swim realli good so don't ever take him to places that have water if you intent to end his life earlỵ
-Keep in mind that he have white complexion, so don't get freak out at night and think you thấy MA.

Cậu Út:
-He too got tons of money, he sợ nguòi ta rob him nên he nói láo là ăn xin
-Hés alot younger than anh Kita, but yoúd have to hang on to him at all times. You either have to be real fat or you might have to carry brick block with you at all times in case có high winđ-so that it won't blow him awaỵ Well, at least until he ký his will you'd be his sole survivorship.
-Whatever you want him to eat, just pretend yoúre eating it. He always want to eat what you have but not his platẹ
-He may sound realli hiền, but he is super zữ so be prepared.

For more information........yoúd have to pay me




chọn 1 trong 2 người đó cũng giống như chọn một là bà Hill, hai là ông Trump, coi như cả đời còn lại chịu thèm chịu rách

Mình thấy tỷ phú tofu Kita toàn mặc áo quần và vớ rách, còn lâu mới cho tiền mua đồ đẹp ahahaahaa

Còn Út tìm thì tớio ngày nhịn đói rồi thấy ai ăn gì cũng xin rồi ngồi khóc chứ không chịu bỏ tiền ra tự mua về ăn ahahahhahaha
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Old 11-04-2016 , 07:45 AM     Feline est dconnect  search   Quote  
I would pick and Kita over Ut because if anything were to happen, at least I know can I pick up anh Kita and carry him to safety. Gotta protect my assets (ahem, his fragile self), you know? 😍😍😍❤️*❤️*❤️*
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Old 11-04-2016 , 01:20 PM     ut_austin est dconnect  search   Quote  
Can I just laugh? .
lamdzuyen
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Old 11-04-2016 , 01:51 PM     lamdzuyen est dconnect  search   Quote  
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Can I just laugh? .
Ai cấm
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Old 11-04-2016 , 03:16 PM     Feline est dconnect  search   Quote  
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and the best part, they are both virgins
Hahaha best comment of the year!

Virgins in the rear end is more like it!!! 😂😜
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Old 11-07-2016 , 12:46 AM     Alashikata est dconnect  search   Quote  
Đồ rách vậy chứ sạch và thơm, cũng giặt mỏi tuần, có ai lấy nùi lau đem giặt trong máy chưa ?

Wow, Feline may inherit some of my benefit
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Old 11-07-2016 , 03:54 AM     suonglun18 est dconnect  search   Quote  
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Đồ rách vậy chứ sạch và thơm, cũng giặt mỏi tuần, có ai lấy nùi lau đem giặt trong máy chưa ?

Wow, Feline may inherit some of my benefit
Shang vậy trời vẫn giữ câu "nghèo cho sạch, rách cho thơm" hả? Nhưng Alasshi đâu có nghèo
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Old 11-07-2016 , 07:05 AM     Feline est dconnect  search   Quote  
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Đồ rách vậy chứ sạch và thơm, cũng giặt mỏi tuần, có ai lấy nùi lau đem giặt trong máy chưa ?

Wow, Feline may inherit some of my benefit
Co thiet hong ddo?!?! Ddung lam Feline mung huc nha!!! Sixtoes did you get the memo above?!?!
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Old 11-07-2016 , 07:22 AM     Alashikata est dconnect  search   Quote  
Mù hè còn đem ra ngoài phơi, chứ mùa đông là bỏ nùi vẻ vô máy xấy luôn bởi vậy có khi lấy nùi lau xài cho ấm Có gì đâu mà sang, tốn tiên điện, nhưng da tay hong bị hư

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