[QUOTE=Littlefox;9110916]Since when are you so traditional Death? You have seen many princess or main fairytale characters beautiful and fit , but have you ever seen a fat and ugly one? Going against the norm is going to make things that much more special haha . Besides, being fat really has it advantages. You see, after you slay the dragonosauriphin, we have to cross the body of water that surrounded the castle. With me being fat, we don't need a boat at all. I will just float across the sea and you can hitchhike on my tummy. Then if be chance you cannot slay the beast, I can just sit on it.[/QUOTE]

lol you mean the moat? theres crocodile in them. why cant you be a nice princess like everyone else? why do i have to be the dragon slayer who have to marry a fat one. fck this
sh!t i quit!

wait, before you walk away with tears in your eyes, theres soemthing i need to tell you. im hungry. can i take a bite out of your tasty arm?

[QUOTE=Deathesy02;9115684]lol you mean the moat? theres crocodile in them. why cant you be a nice princess like everyone else? why do i have to be the dragon slayer who have to marry a fat one. fck this
sh!t i quit!

wait, before you walk away with tears in your eyes, theres soemthing i need to tell you. im hungry. can i take a bite out of your tasty arm?[/QUOTE]

Lol yes a moat... And no there is no crocodile because I ate them all. I don't want to be a nice princess just to fit in with everyone else!

Actually it is good that you quit. I was going to leave you for higher education anyways. Now I don't have to be the bad person saying good-bye first kaka. Dragon slayer? Don't make me laugh. I'm sitting here, looking out my window and seeing you getting your behind whipped by the dragonosauriphin. At times your burnt ass smells like roasted pig, which makes me really hungry. I want to help you, but seeing you suffer is kind of fun so I'll just watch. kaka

[QUOTE=Littlefox;9116414]Lol yes a moat... And no there is no crocodile because I ate them all. I don't want to be a nice princess just to fit in with everyone else!

Actually it is good that you quit. I was going to leave you for higher education anyways. Now I don't have to be the bad person saying good-bye first kaka. Dragon slayer? Don't make me laugh. I'm sitting here, looking out my window and seeing you getting your behind whipped by the dragonosauriphin. At times your burnt ass smells like roasted pig, which makes me really hungry. I want to help you, but seeing you suffer is kind of fun so I'll just watch. kaka[/QUOTE]

i dont like your ending =(


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OUHoFAziyU&ob=av2n

tell me you dont feel guilty

[QUOTE=Deathesy02;9119598]i dont like your ending =(


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OUHoFAziyU&ob=av2n

tell me you dont feel guilty[/QUOTE]

Okay. I will tell you I didn't feel guilty at all. Good-bye Death kaka

[QUOTE=rainwich;9177163]i am sorry, i just can't see it in your future. ;*([/QUOTE]

i know, such is the life of a ahole.

The world has plenty of aholes, so I am sure you will find one to match.:lol:

On a serious note, sometimes it takes courage to find love and to keep love. If one dares not to seek because of past hurt, then love will not come nor stay. Let's take the barrrier down; it doesnt protect you. Dont let failure in the past to affect the opportunity of the present. Thomas Edison once said, "I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.” Good luck!

[QUOTE=Wanderlust;9183022]The world has plenty of aholes, so I am sure you will find one to match.:lol:

On a serious note, sometimes it takes courage to find love and to keep love. If one dares not to seek because of past hurt, then love will not come nor stay. Let's take the barrrier down; it doesnt protect you. Dont let failure in the past to affect the opportunity of the present. Thomas Edison once said, "I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.” Good luck![/QUOTE]

do you know why they dont give medals to the fat kid who came in last? its because they want him to feel bad, show him what a failure he is and that he should cry. then they call his parents and tell them what a failure their loser of a kid is and that he should've never been born. if your kid is not a failure, ill give you a sticker to slap on your bumper that says "my son or daughter is not a retarded student at such and such school" just to make all the parents who didnt get a sticker feel bad. i came up with that ahole of an idea. if it werent for me, people would start betting on the special olympics.

so whats my point? sure there are lots of ahole in the world. you see them everyday. the guy who didn't let you merge or that d!ck who cant figure out what he wants to eat staring at the menu while you're starving licking salt off the table waiting for him to make up his mind. these are all petty small time aholes. they'll still go to your wedding and get you a birthday present. me, im the messiah of aholes. i dont waste my time with weddings and birthdays. ill wait until you're dead or dying. ill come to your house, put my feet on your couch, hands clasped in the back of my head and tell you to get me a drink with a "now btch" at the end. you know those church people who bang on your door at 9 am in the morning and refuse to leave? i sent them there just to piss you off first thing in the morning just to make sure your day start off bad. thats top of the line pure azziness.

whats all this past failure and barrier horsecwap? im sorry but i think you've mistaken me for another poster. i do not fail and my skin are so thick they're bullet proof, no need for barriers.

Death, I present to you *drum roll* ---The 2012 Sunbeam Microplush Cuddler award... LOL

[QUOTE=ChancesAre;9183351]Death, I present to you *drum roll* ---The 2012 Sunbeam Microplush Cuddler award... LOL[/QUOTE]

theres this little bastard of a cat that walks all over me like im a piece of furniture when im asleep. i've been wanting to dowse it with water when it wakes me up. can your 2012 sunbeam gadget do that for me?

[QUOTE=Deathesy02;9183382]theres this little bastard of a cat that walks all over me like im a piece of furniture when im asleep. i've been wanting to dowse it with water when it wakes me up. can your 2012 sunbeam gadget do that for me?[/QUOTE]

Let's see here... Manufacturer's instructions in fine print: Overlapping folds of the blanket, combined with water from a household hose PLUS electromagnetic fields (EMFs) are NOT proven harmful to kitties nor girlfriends...

-- About the ahole part, it was supposed to be a joke! :) I was tweaking an Einstein's quote, "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.", when I replied. In reality, everyone is either a ahole or a biatch at one time, so neither you nor I are any different. As for failure, I may have been presumptous in assuming that you have experienced hurts in previous relationship, so you choose to avoid commitment now.. Perhaps, I am wrong but if a relationship doesn't work out, I define it as a failure, regardess of what reasons that lead to such consequence. Again, good luck!

[QUOTE=Wanderlust;9183703]-- About the ahole part, it was supposed to be a joke! :) I was tweaking an Einstein's quote, "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.", when I replied. In reality, everyone is either a ahole or a biatch at one time, so neither you nor I are any different. As for failure, I may have been presumptous in assuming that you have experienced hurts in previous relationship, so you choose to avoid commitment now.. Perhaps, I am wrong but if a relationship doesn't work out, I define it as a failure, regardess of what reasons that lead to such consequence. Again, good luck![/QUOTE]

oh so now im an infinitely stupid ahole. quoting einstein and tweaking theory of relativity to prove your point too. im honor, a fcking privilege to be insulted by an educated bucket full of sunshine. now fck off before i transcend from ahole to just freaking evil.

oh so now im an infinitely stupid ahole. quoting einstein and tweaking theory of relativity to prove your point too. im honor, a fcking privilege to be insulted by an educated bucket full of sunshine. now fck off before i transcend from ahole to just freaking evil.

-- Be my guest! I dont even want to explain now. My very first message should be clear that it was a joke (dont you see the "on a serious note" in it). Good grief, speaking of temper! Good bye!:D

[QUOTE=Wanderlust;9184652]oh so now im an infinitely stupid ahole. quoting einstein and tweaking theory of relativity to prove your point too. im honor, a fcking privilege to be insulted by an educated bucket full of sunshine. now fck off before i transcend from ahole to just freaking evil.

-- Be my guest! I dont even want to explain now. My very first message should be clear that it was a joke (dont you see the "on a serious note" in it). Good grief, speaking of temper! Good bye!:D[/QUOTE]

hahaha im the best ahole i know. beat it kid!!!

Can a snake with two head find love,both head are poisonous.
hahah,only idiot like like you find love here.kkkkkk

[QUOTE=drunkenfu;9217160]Can a snake with two head find love,both head are poisonous.
hahah,only idiot like like you find love here.kkkkkk[/QUOTE]

enough of your crackpot nonsense, you're sounding more retarded than you'd like to be.

HiIm respectable, successesful lawyer, dont drink and dont smoke, like romantic,
like sport, well-read person, purposeful and determined...But I cant find real love...
In my life there are a lot of stupid and silly girls...How in this situation not to loose mind?
Where can I find her?

[QUOTE=Deathesy02;9097253]sometimes i sit beneath the moonlight in the prime of my youth i ponder; can a obnoxious racist ahole find love?

im starting to worry that god forgot to create my other half and that he's forgotten about me altogether. my prayers arent even answered anymore.

i can use the warmth of a woman right about now. im tired, im just tired cause i didnt get much sleep.[/QUOTE]

Nếu mà mày có thấy mệt thì làm ơn uống miếng thuốc vào cho tỉnh táo con người, tao thấy mày bệnh hoạn quá nên tao mới nhắc mày uống thuốc thôi.